The man, the myth, the legend
Just wanted to share this one with you. I was needing a good laugh and this was just what the doctor ordered.
Our Safety & Well-Being Promise builds upon Eden House's already high standards of housekeeping, food & beverage and hygiene where enhanced safety protocols are currently in place.
We pride ourselves on being a quiet and peaceful place to stay at all times. Therefore we do not accept bachelor/bachelorette parties, spring breakers, anyone under 25 or groups over 10 people. It’s nothing personal – we just know from experience that it won’t work. This is a small property with a small pool area and limited seating so anyone looking to accommodate numerous guests or to have a party will not leave happy. I’ve been accused of running an “old folks home” for shushing people and I’m okay with that. We want you all to have a great time while visiting our island even if it means that you would be happier at a different hotel, because that is the bottom line, your happiness.
-Mike and the gang”